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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Currently
Ladyhawke
By Ladyhawke
Paris is Burning
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Birds Evolved from Dinosaurs

Well, here it is people.  More evidence that suggests that evolution is what actually happened and that creation is a farce.  There are nine, I repeat, NINE new discoveries that pretty much confirm the fact that birds did indeed evolve from dinosaurs.  Here they are:

1.)  The earliest bird, the Archaeopteryx, which lived about 150 million years ago, had a bird-like wishbone and feathers.

2.)  A dinosaur was found with bird-like eggs inside of it.  The shape, size, and texture of these dino eggs are extremely similar to the present day bird egg. 

3.)  The dinosaur fathers would guard the eggs, much like their ancestor rheas, emus, and ostriches.

4.)  Soft tissue in a 68 million year old tyrannosaurus rex leg bone was studied.  This soft tissue contains collagen proteins, which were very similar to those of birds, namely ostriches and chickens.

5.)  Small size is a requirement to fly in living creatures.  It has been discovered that dinosaurs got small before they took to the sky.  In other words, the dinosaurs evolved to be smaller beings and then, after that, flight evolved.

6.)  An 85 million year old dinosaur, named Aerosteon riocoloradensis, had a breathing system of bellows, or air sacs, which helped pump air through the lungs.  Today, birds are the only living creatures known to man that breathe in this manner.

7.)  Meat-eating dinosaurs, like the velociraptor, had breathing structures called uncinate processes.  These breathing structures are small bones that act as levers to move the ribs and sternum during breathing.  Pelicans and cormorants, among other diving birds still in existence today have this same breathing system.

8.)  The velociraptor, a bird-like dinosaur, had a series of quill knobs on its bones, which are similar to that of a turkey vulture.  These quill knobs connect the feathers to the bone.  As a result, this is proof that velociraptors had feathers.

9.)  The Archaeopteryx, the earliest bird ever discovered, had dinosaur-like feet.

 

These nine facts are inexorably real.  You cannot just look past them and still say that evolution is a figment of our imagination.  The facts are there, its high time you look at them.  Now take your "intelligent design" bullshit and go jump out a window.  A very high window.

 

I'd like to thank MSNBC for the article that aided me in the writing of this. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28985201/?pg=1#Tech_DinoBird)


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Currently
Elfen Lied: Diclonius Report Complete Collection
By Elfen Lied
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My Thoughts on Feminism

First off, I would like to say that feminists annoy me.  Actually, as a matter of fact, they annoy the fucking hell out of me.  I get it.  You have a vagina.  I have a penis.  We're different. 

But we ALL deserve equal rights.  Yes, its true that if women aren't paid as much as men for the same job, that is unfair.  It should be fixed.  Actually, it is completely rediculous that people aren't paying men and women the same.  So yeah, go ahead and fight for your right to get paid equally. 

What other rights are you lacking that men have?  Huh?  I hear birth control all the time.  Um.  You have a smorgasbord of different choices and you're complaining there are not enough?  That's a little rediculous, don't you think?  Women have 16+ different choices when it comes to birth control.  And not to mention, abortion is LEGAL.  What else do you need?  A machine to hack off any penis that comes within a 5 foot radius of your twat?  Jesus fucking Christ.

Speaking of Jesus, religion is to blame for why women are treated how they are.  You think that the Muslim girls would wear those scarves if it weren't for religion?  Look at the Bible.  Women are treated horribly in that book and you still believe that this "God" exists.  That just blows my mind.  Why would a loving god treat women so badly?  It doesn't make sense. 

It is true that women should have equal rights like everyone else (and DO NOT try and say that I have it easy because I am a man.  I am homosexual.  You think I want to fight for my right to love someone? ).  BUT.  If you feminists out there would tone it down a bit, you wouldn't be referred to as bitchy.  Also, there is no need to put down the male gender while you are on you seemingly "never ending" quest for equality.  Women who hate men need to get punched in the face.  That's just rediculous.  Yes men can be cocks and douches and pricks and dicks.  But then again, you can be bitches and sluts and cunts.  So it balances out, doesn't it?  I think we need to just stop nitpicking at each other and get along.

It seems to me that feminist's goals aren't to be equal with men, but to be greater than them.  Thats triflin'.

I think everyone should be treated equal in all respects. 


Monday, January 19, 2009

Currently
Sailor Moon S - The Movie (Geneon Signature Series)
By Terri Hawkes, Kotono Mitsuishi, Karen Bernstein, Tôru Furuya, Katie Griffin
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FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It seems like everything that could possibly go wrong is going wrong.  Jesus fucking christ. 

I live in a shithole.  My landlord is a fucking asshole.  I still have no job and I have applied at over 200 places since the summer.  The economy is getting worse.  Some mexican broke our fucking car window and stole the cds and JUST the cds.  We have no heat in our apartment.  My room is colder than it is outside.  Our toilet doesn't flush.  I have no money.  My man lives too far away.  The hot faucet on our sink broke off.  Our power goes out all the fucking time.  I hate my landlords so fucking much, they don't do jackshit.  The door to our apartment was open when we came back from STL.  All of Izzy's cds are gone.  Christians piss me off every hour of every day.  I am thousands of dollars in debt.  My father still doesn't know about Regency.  My father keeps nagging me.  Everything is just depressing as shit.  Our apartment is always fucking messy.  Nothing works in the apartment.  Its cold as balls outside. 

 

FUCK.

 

Well, on the bright side, Skandar Keynes is hot as fuck.  But I can't watch him because full screen is for ass wipes and Best Buy was closed so FUCK again....

 

Mmmk, I think I'm done ranting.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Currently
Autumn of the Seraphs
By Pinback
Devil You Know
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I'm Going to Cosmetology School

So, as some of you know, I currently attend Columbia College Chicago with a major in film directing and a minor in fiction writing.  Neither film directing or fiction writing guarntee a career or a job or money for that matter and I need a way to support myself and pay off students loans....

I came up with a solution:  Cosmetology school!

 I am going to finish this year at Columbia (my sophmore year) and then next year I will register as a part-time student and take one class per semester while I go to Regency Beauty School full time from May to February.  After that I will not start Columbia full time again until September 2010, so I will have about half a year to work full time in a Supercuts until I switch to part time and go back to Columbia.

I cam up with a list of pros and cons of attending cosmetology school:

PROS:

1.) Done in 9 months

2.) Covered by FAFSA (Regency is an accredited school)

3.) Guaranteed job for life

4.) Steady Source of Income

5.) Supercuts pays ½ loans off if you work for them

6.) 2nd most steady job after recession announced

7.) Plays into Film major (I could get a job doing hair/makeup for films or do it on my own films)

8.) Support myself while pursue career and support myself throughout the rest of college

10.) Five job offers right out of school (5:1 job to grad ratio)

11.) ½ year of full time work until full time school starts again

12.) Will not have to go into grace period of my loans (part-time Columbia)

13.) Wanted to do this since high school

14.) Fun and creative

15.) Heavy discounts on beauty supplies for the rest of my life

16.) Scholarships are available

17.) Responsible of me

18.) Izzy (my roommate) is going with me

19.) Regency is one of the Top 5 Cosmetology Schools in America NEEEEEEEEEXT.

20.) Izzy knows 11 (and I know one grad) from Regency

21.) Izzy's frined who graduated from Regency is going to move in with us.  He can help us, etc.

CONS

1.) Part-time complications with Columbia (?)

2.) TOTAL = $17,004.38
           Kit fee = $1,209.38
           Lab fee = $220
           Enrollment = $25
           Tuition = $15,550

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that this is myh best bet, plus my heart is set on it.  I really want to do this.

Now all I have to do is tell my parents.


Monday, December 08, 2008

Currently
Milk [Theatrical Release]
By Sean Penn, James Franco
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Milk

I just saw Gus van Sant's Milk and I am blown away.  It was phenomenal.  And Emile Hirsh plays the most adorable gay man ever.  I was screaming like a little girl the whole time.  Aside from the hot boys (Diego Luna, James Franco, etc., etc.), the story was very touching.  I cried multiple times.  This movie makes me want to protest.  I want to do something.  This shit is still happening.  I still do not have my rights as a human being

You know, its kind of rediculous that I have to fight for my right to love.

 

I give this movie five stars.  It was amazing.  GO SEE IT NOW!  I really hope it wins an Oscar.
Milk is one of my favorite movies ever.



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